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I know that in my stories I often make fun of fat girls, but I want to be very clear about something:
Waifish, anorexic girls are even worse than fat girls. [see examples one and two] [this needs to be fixed]
I fucking HATE that disgusting ribs-sticking-out, sharp-elbows, I-have-no-body-fat look. It is fucking revolting. Do you goddamn whores not realize that aside from the ridiculous physical problems associated with NEVER EATING, you look like a concentration camp victim? Seriously, you look like you just finished the Bataan Death March.
If I have to choose, I will ALWAYS fuck the girl who is 30 pounds overweight before the girl that is 30 pounds underweight. At least the fat girl LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN AND NOT A SKELETON SHRINK WRAPPED IN SKIN.
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Go Tucker!!!!!""Guy: I saw that movie Hide and Seek. It sucked.
Girl: I don't know that one. Who's in it?
Guy: Ummm...that guy from Meet the Fockers.
Girl: ...Ben Stiller?
Guy: Who?
Girl: Are you talking about Ben Stiller?
Guy: No, no, the old guy.
Girl: Robert DeNiro?!
Guy: Yeah, him.
Girl: You call Robert DeNiro "that guy from Meet the Fockers"?!
--1 train
Overheard by: Brian J. Heck"